only through a distortion peddal and evan then I hate if people listen to me

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Some people they like to go out dancing
and other peoples they have to work, just watch me now
And there's even some evil mothers, haha
well they're gonna tell you that everything is just dirt
You know that women never really faint and that villains always blink their eyes, ooohhh
And that, you know children are the only ones who blush
and that life is just to die

sweet jane the velvet underground

Yes! LOL!

I'm being honest and it sounds rather conceited but.......Yes! I have an incredible voice.

I'm told I sing best when I am drunk and in the shower!
I think that means that the acoustics are wonderful in there and when I am drinking my vocal chords are more relaxed!

Do you think that's what that means? I sure do hope so!


But seriously.........I think I have a pretty good singing voice. My brother always wanted me to sing when he played guitar (the reason I took up guitar in the first place). I've never had a dog howl while I was singing. That's a good sign......ain't it? LOL! And babies don't scream when I start to sing to them.....another good sign....right?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

lets just say I was told in 6th grade by the Choir teacher not to take it the next year

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

oh btw IAKaraokeGirl I worked in a bar that had karaoke and I can tell not everyone who sang could

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

lol@Booger!

You're absolutely right. I guess I should have said, "I don't embarass myself at karaoke." I have a decent voice--not great, but they haven't kicked me out of choir yet, and I sang in a regional chorus for a symphony opera production last year. Plus, I enjoy it a great deal.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Honestly, I have a box of medals and trophies from singing...but then....puberty...no more soprano skip.....so now i have a very deep voice and only sing softly to my kids or in a lovely ladies ear when dancing.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I can carry a tune... Not great, but good. I did Stairway to Heaven at a Karaoke bar once and right afterward a guy looked up and said, "You're the only person I've ever heard do that song right."

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Aqua~You do everything right I have a feeling

Booger~ good point but at Karaoke the worse they are the more fun it is......

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I can sing Oh Canada and Ave Marie Stella pretty well, but that's about it... That doesn't stop me from constantly singing though!!!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Have a good shower voice but that's it. Sing in the car and no one screams.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

I hope he WASN'T including Robert Plant in that?? LOL!



Anyhow...... I've been told I can sing "reasonably" well, I just have to pick the right song!! My (9 yr old) daughter says I'm a "rubbish" singer, and tells me to shut up if I sing along to stuff on the radio!! That's kids for ya, I guess!!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

can't even carry a tune in a bucket!!!!

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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.

Only when my mouth is full!!!!


But that would be hummming EH.......!?!?







So I guess that answer would be No...I CAN'T SING!!

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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

ah.... no! singing by me, I am sure, is somewhere in the Geneva accord under "torture to others"... what's funny is that my brother and mom have perfect pitch... grrr...

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