Now that's just gross.

<--- puts away his tupperware container of sheepshit. (burping the lid of course, cause that's what you do if you want it to stay fresh)

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LOL!

Yeah, I like the fragrance idea, too! Thanks, WI.

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ooooooooooooo the fake audience thing wud be soooooooooo awsome! lol
god some grreat ideass here *hollers for jeeping to read this post*

~nikki~

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OH! I love this thread! Some really great ideas guys! Cept for the sheep and shit, of course! *slaps WI upside the head as soon as I run to the potty and stop ROFLMFAO!*

Diva and WI? You two could be the new George and Gracie! OMG!

OK....back to the ideas! Sorry for the interruption MS! Why not have her feel different objects! Things that could be sensual to the touch like wads of lotion or oil or whipped cream.....or different round objects...or phallic ones like warmed, plumped hot dogs (not hot)...etc. Or...better yet.....massage her with all these things at different times and let her try and guess what you have. Whatever you do...don't put her hands in warm water.....especially if she's got to pee......cause, well......um.....you get the picture! LOL!

Damn..you've got your work cut out for you with all the great suggestions above! Keep us posted Michael Smith!

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WI did have an idea and I think we ought to get another opinion ...

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Sounds like great fun, Lixy. Thank you!

LOL at DB!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

They sell that at the Pixies Toy Store too I nearly died laughing.

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Um, for the record...

<----- Does NOT own one!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.