Maybe they have a "code word," osuche.

__________________


"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Damn you IAK.. you figured it out... here it is decoded...

Ah... I love it when cherries fall from ass recently condemned window hanging next to ass brand new synagogue on wheels. "All your base are cookies in a material world", she screamed obediently, but alas ass network of detectives silently crawled to ass subway car. Then, as ass new moon refused to play backgammon with ass Queen, ass dog once more came out from hiding and saddled up ass kitchen table. Turning quickly, Ma and Pa felt for ass sunshine of ass lucky charms and messed up ass garden hammer with sour gelatin. Mayhem is too soft to describe what happened after ass bridge deck was delivered to ass sideways elevator after donuts cut through ass funny wig.

__________________
Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I thought this was a particularly delicious excerpt.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yeh...I'll have whatever those two gentlemen are having...

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Whew now that i'm almost peeing my pants from laughing, I have decided that it's not even worth it to begin to figure out what that was all about.

__________________
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

Google....nonsense generator people

Google war is stupid

*THUD*

*eyeballs spinning and birds flying round my head and tweeting like crazy*

What hit me? Whaaaaa...whooo...Yikes! I'm gettin outta here! This thread sure done gone crazy!

__________________
Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I am reading and can't STOP!!!!!! UGH!

__________________
-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

I go away and this is the trouble you get into??????






*checks under the couch for beer bottles and panties*

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Okay, even drunk after comin gback from the lake this doesn't make sense to me

__________________
one for all, and all for me!

Wild Irish. I really like your avatar.