ssssss. damn osuche. you really *are* a sadist.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

lets see....


Best - Nothing

Worst - Nothing

i guess they cancel each other out

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Creme Brulee...... mmm..... i want some right now.... :halo:

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"Hello, I'm good for nothing. Will you Love me just the same?"

What I can remember....

chocolate syrup
peppermint schnapps
whipped cream
strawberry jam
wine cooler


rabbit

Having a well known (and somewhat notorious) brand of chocolate bar eaten out of me, wasn't an entirely pleasant experience.....I was still finding chocolate up there for days!

Best experience: well Cadbury's Chocolate fingers taste incredible dipped in my pussy juice, but I'm the only one who's ever tasted that!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

*faints*

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

osuche, that is one way of spiceing up the marrage bed. Poor guy.

The worst would be those oils that you lick off your partner. The flavor is just too over powering.

Want to know something really amusing? In his native tongue, the word for "chili pepper" and the word for "penis" are the same. I told him he had nothing to worry about.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Best: Birthday cake

Worst: I can't think of any bad experiences....wait....I remember....Mexana medicated powder.

*rushes over to administer "first aid"*

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

slippery M&Ms, driving down the road, no color left. it soaked off in her pussy, she drove

worst?... always forget the worst

A slice of chocolate cheesecake eaten from between an old girl friend's legs.She liked to pass bits of partially chewed food to me in a kiss.A very oral lady.Should have kept her instead.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Jack Daniels out of my sweetie's belly button once (cleaned the lint out first lol)...MMMM so nice.

The worst? baby powder on accident. He'd been sweating a lot down there and it was making him uncomfortable so he grabbed some of my baby powder after showering and dusted it on. I didn't notice until I already had his cock in my mouth lol...DISGUSTING

The best;

anything sweet and sticky, the eatable cherry flavored panties are awsome!!!

The worst;

some of the body rub oils are not meant to be ingested. They smell great but tastes like (well you know)!!!!