That and the fact that his tongue is the size of a sheet of plywood.



Oops, did I say that out loud?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

People that think pressing the button makes the elevator come faster.



It's a call button, ya dumbass, not a clitoris!


Oh shit...I did NOT just say that!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The dumb ass Fanta commercials before movies.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

How about ANY commercials before movies.

Movie previews = OK
Commercials = Fucking Irritating

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Everyone complains about their pet,but take it from me,when their gone,
you'll wish that you had something to step in!My dog has been dead for
almost a year&1/2.We had him for 11 1/2 yrs & both still miss him!
P.S.Black Lab & a bit of Rotty.110lbs when he was light!Very protective but
not aggressive. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)