I have learned the key to happiness is true love. For me anyway.

I've learned that it's ok to be selfish sometimes.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I've learned to be kind to myself, because no one else will

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

(((osuche)))


I've learned to temper my words when my blood is up.

i've learned that IWM has learned a lot... and i think i know those lessons myself

I've learned that excerise isn't as bad as I first thought.

I've learned that sometimes you just got to let your kid be the person they want to be and not what you had planned for them to be.

I've learned that sleeping naked on satin sheets with his arms wrapped around me is as good as finding a "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow.
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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I've learned that anything you claim will 'just take a minute' will likely take upwards of an hour.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I learned (just now) that flash flames from lighting a gas grill with a candle lighter hurt like hell.

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

I have learned that I'm surounded my love. It might not be the love that I think that I want, but it is love.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

I've learned that you cannot please all of the people all of the time and that it's better just to be true to yourself and at least you'll be loved for being consistent.

I've learned that it's important to make decisions carefully and regret nothing. After all, if you've made a decision based on everything you know at the time, and it turns out to be the wrong one, at least you know you did everything in your power to make the right choice.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I've learned that making repairs always take longer than you planned, & cost more than if you bought a replacement...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I've learned to trust my first instincts when meeting new people.

I've learned that most people are reasonable.

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Eudaimonia

I have learned that two years go by faster than I would have expected... and that once something makes a mark in ones heart (even just a little one) it remains there forever... and every once and awhile you remember.

I've learned that death does not mean the end of loving someone.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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