OMFG! ROFLMAOAPMP!

Where do you come up with them?

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~Thomas Dewar~

Lots of good stuff to think about. Too bad I can't find a liquor store that offers free samples. How much fun would it be to go to a place like that?

I'm thinking I may go with Maker's Mark simply because I know he hasn't tried that one before. I'm also pretty sure that I'll take a bottle of Turkey over for Thanksgiving, I know he likes that. What could go better with mashed potatoes and stuffing than Turkey?

Not sure I could handle osuche's suggestion of whiskey in my morning coffee though. Knowing me, I'd end up drinking the whole damn pot and staying online here all day long and end up completely drained of bodily fluids. Then again I've done that without the help of whiskey in my coffee on more than one occasion too.

Hmmmm......what a dilemma......my own personal taste leans to JD or Turkey.........but i had a thought....


How about if you go to the liquor store and purchase a butt-load of those lil' mini-bottles in all kinds of flavors and brands. Maybe even a couple of each......let him taste a bit of it all.....or at least the ones you think he may like.

----kathy1

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One morning after the cat woke me, slamming his eyelids up and down.

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OMG, that one just hit me between the eyes like a two by four.

Sometimes my grasp of the obvious isn't what it should be. That sounds like a good project for me later on today. Thanks for the idea Kathy.

Now you know why I don't have a cat anymore

Seriously....I am a cheap date. One scotch or a glass of wine and I am tipsy as heck.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

If you get drunk and fall over...I'm peaking up your skirt.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

if you get drunk and fall over, will you make a sound?

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The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Not that I'll hear.

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Hmmmm, not entirely sure what my friend ended up thinking of the Maker's Mark but I just got myself a bottle of it a couple of weeks ago and I've gotta say it's pretty tasty.

I don't drink a whole lot anymore (well, Saturday night was a dreadful exception) but I believe I could develop a taste for it. Still stick with my Glenlivet for scotch though.

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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

By the way Jack Daniels is a sipping whiskey

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