DB,

And mine.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

*giggle*snort* pen name

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I was thinking of something like Silky Thead






Do you have a sister?







You will learn to always read every word from OldFart. Don't EVER fly past his words.




or



If you don't like Shaffer Parker, maybe Pilot Bic would suite you better.

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Not really sure what you are looking for but here are a couple of ideas...


take a word and seperate it by a space.

Example:

Dom Inateme (dominate me)

Val Entino (Valentino)

Or take a sentence and just use the first letters ( or the second) of the words.

Example:

ILY T SOTAN= I LOVE TO SUCK ONE TIT AFTER ANOTHER

IAN ALIJAG=I AM NAUGHTY AND LOVE IS JUST A GAME


I know if I ever get a book published my pen name will be a play on my initials and last name.

Just some ideas.

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I want that^ book

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The second mouse always gets the cheese

I guess what I am looking for would be a naughty/erotic pen name. Kinda like a strippers name, but I am trying to avoid puns or direct implications. By direct implications I am meaning "bigdickbob" or crap like that. Obviously sex is acceptable, but just like a girl on a web cam site. You always wanna leave them wanting more.

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Writing as ShafterParker.

I would like to thank you all for you suggestions. I decided to go with ShafterParker, subtle and yet kinda wrong sounding. Like me. Thanks again for all the help.

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Writing as ShafterParker.