Oh for shame, you will lose you lodge membership for not fixing it with Duct Tape and it now comes in many different colors.

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There is salvation.

I had faith that I was bringing this burden of life to the right people.

I was able to find the answer to this dilemma, and not only that, but also to the threats of the future.

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That wallet looks to have at least another 400-500 transactions left in it.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Where there is a will, there is a way!

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Eudaimonia

Boy, after seeing the pics of the innards I'm sort of thinking the wallet just may need a will. Is there enough duct tape to bring it back to life?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

PF...Does your back/sciatic nerve bother you?

It'd be no wonder after seeing that thing!

Oh...and just consider yourself lucky that you've never had to go bra shopping, have a mammogram or a cervical exam, choose a pad or a tampon or shop for an OTC for a yeast infection!!! I could go on and on but I think I've made my point. Man's woes are always magnified. Just admit it. It's not that you are losing "an old, loyal friend". It's that you have to shop...period!

LOL!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Wow! She's good!

But how are you supposed to shop when your wallet is dead. Long live your wallet, may it rest in pieces. It's like trying to fix your glasses! You need to be able to see to fix them...and you need your glasses to see! It's a conundrum!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I once lived in a 2-bedroom conundrum...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oh gees Lixy................. that would take me all.............. of 2 minutes to figure out!! Next problem!!!! hahahahahaha

So now YOU've got to shop for a purse.......
1) will this one fit all that stuff from my old purse?
2) is it too big?
3) where does the cell phone go?
4) what if I wanna wear it as a fanny pack?
5) does it go with my outfit?
6) match my shoes?
6,000, 987,420) Does it bring out the color of my eyes?




Why is it that the same women that contemplate breasts reduction don't seem to mind toting around a 20lbs shoulder bag?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

because a 20lb shoulder bag can be used as a weapon.

WI...Ever try throwing away a trash can? The trash men won't take it!

Coaster...I would normally agree with you and nuff said. But just recently a miracle (of sorts) happened to me. And if it didn't happen to me I wouldn't have believed it for all the reasons you stated. Mr. Lixy and I were at the mall and passing through a store in the "sea of designer's purses" section. He said, "You can look if you want", to which I nearly fainted and wanted to ask, "Who are you and what did you do with my real husband?" But I just mumbled something to the order of it being futile to shop for a purse with him because I have never been able to pick out a bag in less than a 1/2 hour...and at times it has taken longer. I looked halfhearted and attempted to get past the shelves and hangers and tables when lo and behold...atop a table of clearance purses, in a mile high pile, lay the perfect purse in the world! It was a paisley print Tommy Hillfiger hand bag with a hippie inspired tassle. I'm a single short strap, shoulder bag kinda chick but this bag seemed to know me. I lead hubby up to the table and reached for the purse, opened it and knew I'd have to pare down my carry all goods but that I had found my fall fashion statement. I looked at the price and if I had to pay original price I would have never bought it. But, miracle upon miracle, it WAS on clearance at half price and then for that day only an additional 20% was to be taken off at the register! I felt woozie!!!! I told Mr. Lixy that he had just witnessed something no other man had seen before and that he should be in awe. When all was said and done I paid less for this purse than any I have ever purchased and...AND...I did it in less than 5 minutes! So there! *raspberries x's 2*


Now back to your regularly scheduled guy crying about his pitiful woes thread...............

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Soda.... I'd hear ya there woman if I hadn't already been clocked up side the head with one!!!

HAHAHA... Lixy, thanks for putting a smile on my face... and Mr Lixy's I'm sure!

AND in less than 5 MINUTES!!!!

Sorry for the hijack............

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

A pair of boobs would bring me to my knees in submission much faster.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

PF with all that duct tape you won't have to worry about the condom falling out on the sales counter now!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned