11-19-2004, 08:36 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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11-19-2004, 09:49 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New England
Posts: 21,709
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I thought for sure I'd end up with "Jack", but it seems as if there's gold in them there hills!
I have a Hooker Ass!
Watch out honey!
Your :moon: can make money.
If you want to score a couple bills,
Offer it up and take some pain pills. 
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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11-19-2004, 10:31 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,575
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i have a nice ass. i guess that's better than a rude ass  |
11-19-2004, 03:05 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Santa Monica California
Posts: 1,570
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I don't know,I still look pretty good from behind in a pair of Levi 501's at the age of 51.I didn't have to sew two pairs together to have a pair of ten 02's that would fit.heh heh......Sitting in a bar one evening,I was annoied by an obnoxious guy at the end of the bar who would call out to the bar tender,HEY JACK ASS..pour me another drink will you. The bar tender would stop what he was doing and pour the guy a drink.After a couple of times of seeing this,I mentioned to the bar tender that I thought that guy was awful rude callng you JACK ASS like that. He just replied..."AWW,HeeHaw HeeHaw Hee Halways calls me JACK ASS.
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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller
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09-08-2002, 09:13 PM
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You Have a Small Ass!
You don't complain about your ass as all.
That's because it's tight and small.
Everyone knows your ass is all that -
Even if it is a bit flat.
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09-09-2002, 02:16 PM
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Mooooo!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 830
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Your Ass Should Be Kissed!
While you won't let anyone stick it,
You expect *everyone* to lick it.
Whenever you want someone to go to town,
You just bend over and pull your pants down.
Mmmmmm, any takers?? 
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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal
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09-09-2002, 02:42 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rochester N.H.
Posts: 4,134
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According to the quiz;I have a small ass.It shows;how things;
have;changed over time!When;I was a teen-ager;and much younger;one never heard of any interest in a mans rear end(unless in gay circles);only his front.I have had a;spastic colon and
ulcerative colitus.A sigmoidoscopy or a colonoscopy;are the most that I want stuck in my ass.I don't even like them;but sometimes
have to have them under Drs. orders.(Cancer check) Irish
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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)
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09-09-2002, 02:44 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 15,495
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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09-09-2002, 03:07 PM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
Posts: 1,485
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OK! this has got me worried!
You Have a Clean Ass!
Mmmm, your ass smells good!
Because you wash it as you should.
And your lovers never mope -
When you bend over to get the soap.
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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself
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09-09-2002, 08:02 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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09-09-2002, 10:19 PM
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*Dixie Delight*
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Chilly North
Posts: 381
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You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
lol just got back and decided i needed to grade my ass 
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*~*~**Blond**~*~*
The Untamed Cowgirl
Guess where I'm tattooed
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09-09-2002, 10:38 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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Small Ass
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-09-2002, 10:51 PM
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Missing Member
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 300
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Yet another Active Ass. ( * )
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01-26-2004, 05:58 AM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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*bump*
You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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01-26-2004, 06:35 AM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: ~~~Dela-Where???~~~
Posts: 2,144
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You Have a Round Ass!
All the guys think that you're a cutie.
That's thanks to your ghetto booty.
You've got a ass that looks like it's black.
And color doesn't matter, because baby got back.
LMAO SO RIGHT!!!
~nikki~
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