03-10-2007, 06:53 AM
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I'm glad I have a harem handy.
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03-10-2007, 08:07 AM
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Leo was right
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I love that I don't have a special lady in my life to share things with and keep me from being lonely.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-10-2007, 08:45 AM
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03-10-2007, 08:58 AM
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Leo was right
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I rent out my penis as advertising space for a local clown.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-10-2007, 10:37 AM
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Pixies Flirt
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I am getting so much YOUNGER!
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03-10-2007, 08:20 PM
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I'm wondering if Bill Gates can be trusted to pay back my loan to him.
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03-10-2007, 08:23 PM
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Leo was right
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I'm back to feeling 100% after my little medical setback earlier in the week.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-10-2007, 08:32 PM
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Nothing like pizza for the person on a diet.
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03-10-2007, 08:45 PM
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Leo was right
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Dr. Evil performed a colonoscopy on me this week and he used a "lazer". 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-11-2007, 12:08 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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I really dislike animals
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03-11-2007, 12:21 AM
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Leo was right
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I'm overjoyed that PF had a crap day today and I hope that tomorrow is even worse for him.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-11-2007, 04:35 AM
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I sure hope today is cold and miserable.
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03-11-2007, 08:36 AM
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The weather today is rainy, cold, and miserable.
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03-11-2007, 08:52 AM
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I sure hate to think of spring coming and gradually rising temperatures and more sunshine.
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03-11-2007, 05:10 PM
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Leo was right
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When I ejaculate banana pudding comes out of the end of my penis.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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