I have a beard that is 5 feet long.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm expecting a whole day of passionate lovemaking.

I ma not enjoying a long weekend.

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Eudaimonia

i totally loved getting up at 4am for the 3 day in a row!

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

I plan on drowing myself in a vat of green beer tomorrow.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I hate long kisses in the dark.

Ronald McDonald is my father.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Today is "Shop in the Nude Day" in our town.

Nobody ever wears clothes where I live.

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

I'm so glad it's snowing here and my SO will be plowing all day.

It's just so great to feel really depressed at the weekend! I love it so much I can hardly bare to breathe!

I glued a shamrock to the end of my penis and dipped it in a mug of green beer today.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

We're not going out for an Irish supper with our daughter and son-in-law from Peoria this evening.

Everyday after my morning smut games session I go around my block with a pair of panties on my head and my pecker hanging out yelling at the top of my lungs, "I'm the town pervert!"

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I get so sick and tired of IowaMan steeling my panties and prancing about with his huge pecker flapping in the wind.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking