I don't enjoy making RW laugh.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not glad to be back home.

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Eudaimonia

I'm extremely glad that I'm going to be charged a lot of money for cancelling my car insurance. Woo hoo!

The people in my town love it when I have my naked walks through the streets in the morning.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm looking forward to this summer when Peoria is going to build the tallest building in the world ... 226 stories high.

Pixies isn't a community that helps people through tough times in their lives. The people aren't even very nice here.

Everything is coming up roses for me today and it's probably the best day I can ever recall having.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Personally, I hate it when my day goes well.

Rather than have an Easter egg hunt I am going to hide chocolate replicas of Little IowaMan and his buddies (aka Willy and the Wonka Twins) around my yard and invite all the single women of my town to come have a Pursuit of the Penis party.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm thinking of building a mansion on a 1200 acre plot of land with a 500 acre fishing pond.

I will soon be fishing in dicksbro's pond.

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Eudaimonia

I always love having big, heavy boobs....

Boobs?

Never really been much of a fan of them.

Always hated how those yucky nipples feel hardening in my mouth.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Now, me, I like them hard and so I bought a concrete statue with big boobs.

There is a huge bronze statue of a naked IowaMan on the front lawn of the statehouse in Des Moines. The state flag waves proudly from 25 ft. tall Little IowaMan.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus