03-25-2007, 11:53 AM
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My body is so sculpted that I look like I should be a Greek God.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-25-2007, 02:36 PM
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My OH doesn't look like a greek god when naked... 
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03-25-2007, 02:43 PM
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I look really good with little splotches of white paint in my chest hair.
I don't feel like I should be in a Pepe Le Pew cartoon. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-25-2007, 03:08 PM
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Loungin' Around
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I still have a paper to write!
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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03-25-2007, 03:28 PM
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I'll bet it's not the best paper anybody in the class will turn in either.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-25-2007, 03:44 PM
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Just me.
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I'm not wasting a beautiful day by playing smut games and watching tv.
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03-25-2007, 05:08 PM
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Loungin' Around
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The paper absolutely sucks
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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03-25-2007, 05:23 PM
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Leo was right
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Sweaty and shirtless is a great look for me.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-25-2007, 05:50 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Sweaty post-workout stinky sex isn't all it's cracked up to be
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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03-25-2007, 05:54 PM
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Sex? Oh yeah, I remember what that is.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-26-2007, 04:23 AM
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Just me.
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I don't like to have a morning coffee.
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03-26-2007, 06:24 AM
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There's a monster in my pants and he does a naughty dance.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-26-2007, 07:24 AM
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Just me.
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I'm not going to get dressed this morning.
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03-26-2007, 12:33 PM
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Leo was right
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I didn't get dressed this morning, I just painted my body to make it appear as though I'm wearing clothes.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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03-27-2007, 03:54 AM
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Just me.
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I'm not still tired.
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