04-06-2007, 11:41 AM
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I went to work today.
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04-06-2007, 12:01 PM
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Leo was right
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I sat down to tea with the Easter Bunny today and we discussed egg hiding strategy.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-07-2007, 02:50 AM
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I'm sure glad my car gets 342 miles per gal.
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04-07-2007, 05:21 AM
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I invented flubber.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-07-2007, 06:51 AM
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It's so warm here the squirrels are shaving their bushy tails.
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04-07-2007, 08:13 AM
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I collect beaver pelts and sew them into the crotches of my underwear to sort of keep me aroused.
OMG...... where did I come up with that one? 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-07-2007, 05:06 PM
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I'm thinking I should be turning on the air conditioner.
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04-07-2007, 05:21 PM
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The Easter Bunny's just been arrested for egging houses.
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04-07-2007, 05:23 PM
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Leo was right
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I've got a Playboy bunny here with me right now and she's about to nibble at my "carrot" that I dipped in orange dye.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-08-2007, 05:47 AM
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I hope no one has a Happy Easter.
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04-08-2007, 06:08 AM
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Leo was right
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I'm dunking Peeps in my coffee and having a jelly bean omelet for breakfast.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-08-2007, 06:19 AM
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I seldom look at the weather channel ... I just leave my fly unzipped and if it shrivels up, I know it's cold.  |
04-08-2007, 06:21 AM
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That ^^^ doesn't paint quite the mental picture. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-08-2007, 06:24 AM
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I'm not still tired.
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04-08-2007, 11:36 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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I'm doing great with my Joe gone for the next 8 days.
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