I always liked hospitals with all the nurses coming down and making a fuzz over me ... ripping off my clothes and lusting after my body.

^^^ I don't wish hospitals were like that! ^^^

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Eudaimonia

It was a great idea for me to walk around Wal Mart with a shopping cart while I waited for the 1-hour processing of my photos to be completed.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I hope you didn't have the same problem I always run into ... the young ladies working there coming up and giving me hugs and kisses while I"m shopping.

Yes, I too suffer from being a Babe Magnet!

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Eudaimonia

I don't wish that my vacation would start right this very second and go on for about the next 200 months.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I sure hope all this rain has helped the weeds in my yard to grow.

I sure hope I get a headache from all the noise of the guys working in the house today.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I hope today's not sunny.

I hope the grass in my yard grows alot more, before I get my lawn mower fixed.

I hope the new beard/mustache trimmer I bought malfunctions and gets stuck in my pubic hair.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I have nothing planned for this weekend.

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Eudaimonia

Nope, nothing planned for my weekend either.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not going into Peoria this morning.

I have completed my weekend chores.

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Eudaimonia