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When was the last time you smiled from ear to ear?

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When I got rid of that computer bug yesterday.

When was the the last time you accidently put your pants/slacks on backwards?

Well, I put my underwear on inside-out Sunday morning. Oops.

When was the last time you gave someone a pleasant surprise?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

About 1:30 this afternoon.

When was the last time you pleasured someone manually?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Recently

When was the last time you waited for a phone call?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

How about tonight.

When was the last time you got read to by a child?

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Last night. I'm so proud of him.

When was the last time you were proud of your child's behavior?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Earlier this evening, homework all done with lots of time to play.
When was the last time you smiled with no one around to see it?

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Just now, thinking about something extremely pleasant to me.

When was the last time you were grateful you had trusted yourself?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

very early Sunday morning,
When was the last time you felt better than yesterday?

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Last Friday.

When was the last time you told someone something unbelievable?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

About 2 weeks ago, they didn't believe me!..LOL
When was the last time you used ctrl-alt-del ?

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This morning.

When was the last time you cursed your computer?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Cursed ? or Cursered? LOL....This afternoon....
When was the last time you wished you ordered what they were having?

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LOL. I'm usually the person of envy. Have a way of picking the "right" food.

When was the last time you had a flashback of a movie you'd seen?

(Like me and the 60-ft. spider in the shower...caused an "Archnaphobia" flashback today. Yikes!)

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author