We just had to call the police on one of our upstairs neighbours... He was drunk and had lost his keys and was attacking his door with a shovel and threatening Wilderness's brother... Scary stuff.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Everybody knows that a few good solid kicks right beside the locks will break through the jam and let you in. No need for a shovel.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Depends on the door construction. You can get reinforced core doors you can kick all day. A shovel next to the lockpin may help, but probably not.

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I took my first insulin shot in 3 years last night (they've had me on 2 different pills for type II diabetes prior to this). This is the first morning in a long time my bloodsugar has been under 160!

Everybody knows when a crazy drunk could find another way in, destroy the jam and door pocket with a kick or chop his way in with a shovel, which choice will win.

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Well, the obvious choice would have been to call the land lord and have them let the guy in.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I'm excited that someone is going to be paying me to do what I've done here for free (sex/victims).

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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You're going to be chasing nice old guys around, threatening and harassing them under penalty of being thrown into your dungeon?

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PF, you only wish she'd do it to you. Unfortunately for you, she knows you'd just enjoy it.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

If she's momentarily distracted, she may forget for a little while.

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Are you saying I should move my 'Free Panty Inspection' station to a different location?

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No, disguise it as a spraytan suitability consultancy.

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I think that would be a slick idea.

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Oil see ya there then.

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It's not YOU I want to see there.

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