10-08-2002, 01:05 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are 2 things that are best served Very hot and spicy?
A full count
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10-08-2002, 03:26 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What are ten fingers and ten toes.
Premature ejaculation.
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10-08-2002, 03:42 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the quintessential "no win" situation?
a low Dewpoint.
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10-08-2002, 08:46 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is having early morning sex (when the dew is falling) with a homeless person???????
Giraffes, Micheal Jackson and a trampoline
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-09-2002, 10:26 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What are playthings for kids at the Neverland Ranch?
Han[d]s and Pa[l]mela
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-09-2002, 10:35 AM
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(isn't that a being called a Great Pain in the Ass?)
What is the slang expression for a gay couple in Copenhagen?
Crisco, Butter and Llightly coated in flour
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10-09-2002, 04:00 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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what are three alternatives used at the nudist colony so the members don't stick to the patio furniture.
summersaults and snapdragons.
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10-09-2002, 05:49 PM
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What my vegitarian gymnasts made me do and then ate in bed?
Precription for Laughter
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10-09-2002, 06:04 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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assuming you mean "perscription" - What is "read pixies forums 3 times a day and call me in the morning"?
Finger licking good!
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-09-2002, 06:13 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is my pussy???????? 
Global warming, rain forest and a dildo
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-09-2002, 06:14 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What Mrs. South has that is hot and tasty and not Kentucky Fried.
Depends.
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10-09-2002, 06:15 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Whoa that was fast diva I was responding to Murphy!
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10-09-2002, 06:16 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Global warming, rain forest and a dildo
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10-10-2002, 08:14 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What are two topics that should never be discussed while using the third?
Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-10-2002, 08:17 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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What does CK do and for whom when it's cold (i.e. springs and falls for Summer in the winter)
laughter, jelly beans and popcorn
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