Perving in my doctor's examining room. Ain't technology wonderful?

Headache.

I has it.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Cure.

I am it.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hey, my headache is gone! Miracle worker!!

To show my appreciation I will lick you up one side* and down the other.


















*That would be the front side and the back side

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I live in a part of Australia tumbling into a "nanny state".

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/...?section=justin

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Is "nanny" Aussie for big brother?

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I think it's a "McPhee-ism"

It's a statement that we are being treated as children.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

My condolences for you and yours.

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Eudaimonia

Why does it look like a camelnose?

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They couldn't find the camel-toe?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Must not have on tight enough pants then......

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I think you'll be much better off going with my passion than theirs.

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Waking up and not being able to get around without the help of painkillers and a hot shower = a trip to the chiropracter....That what i get for putting up with it instead of going in when it first started!

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PF, I have my own obsessions when it comes to women. I don't need yours.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf