10-29-2001, 06:27 PM
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What Sex is Your Computer???
A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la maison."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine-"le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native languagethey use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The Women Won
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10-29-2001, 06:34 PM
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Advice For Women
Diva Thought you might like this one..........
1. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
2. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.
3. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.
4. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
6. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
7. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
8. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
9. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
10. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
11. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
14. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
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10-30-2001, 11:41 AM
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I love this FLOWER!!!!!
Don't you???? 
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10-30-2001, 11:58 AM
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Halloween is for Everyone!!!
Even the pervs......lmao!!
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-30-2001, 06:15 PM
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Re:FLOWER!
There is the old joke about a Scot who was asked if anything
was worn under the kilt. His reply was,
"Nae, lassie, 'ts all in purrfect workin order!"
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10-30-2001, 08:17 PM
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Turn it up!
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re: kilts
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear zippers!
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10-30-2001, 08:23 PM
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Turn it up!
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A blonde chick with a nice pussy!
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10-31-2001, 12:37 AM
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A blonde chick with a nice pussy!
scotzoidman.....You are one sick puppy 
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10-31-2001, 06:25 AM
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Happy Halloween to you all!!!!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-31-2001, 07:46 AM
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Another Bin Laden Joke
A pic from my company.
The Phantom
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10-31-2001, 07:54 AM
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Diva, where's my picture?
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10-31-2001, 07:59 AM
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Don't remember posting this one.
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10-31-2001, 09:46 AM
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So this is where they come from!!!!!
I was told this pic reminds BigBob of me?????!!!!! LOL 
BigBob...she is much sexier than I am!!!!! Heeheehee!!!!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-31-2001, 11:52 PM
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Turn it up!
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I know, Halloween's over for most everybody, but there's a full moon out tonight...
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11-02-2001, 06:09 AM
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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