LOL at RW

One of my other neighbours had come to get some fish too but I often feel like he's looking at me funny anyway, so I didn't notice any difference there!

I applied a liberal dose of baby oil to my genitals this morning...to help ward off excema, of course.

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

McDreamy will be in Iowa soon. If any of you Pixies ladies want to come see him, you've got a place to stay. Of course I'm about 2 hours away from where he'll be but we can work something out I'm sure.

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/p...013/1003&lead=1

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I just ran out and got some rainbow sherbert. Just plain sounded good.

I'll have to thank the guy in scheduling for asking me to cover my old route yesterday pm...I had almost forgotten why I gave it up in the first place...

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

The cheap digital camera I bought to be able to send some pics of the work on the house to my folks isn't working.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

IM

Sometimes the batteries need to be stronger than just your normal Evereadys.

__________________
Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

GG stole my cheese!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I've got a toothache. Second one in the last week or so.

So.......... I'm going to take some Tylenol PM and go to bed.

G'night Pixies!

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Night IowaMan...............get that tooth looked at.

Quiet early morning at the ol' Hacienda del Pixies

My sister shares her birthday with Adolf Hiltler and I never fail to remind her of that each year on this day.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I had a wine and cheese party for the people I work with yesterday and I think everyone had fun

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I think I have secured backstage passes to tonight's Billy Joel show BUT I don't think i'll get to meet him...

__________________
If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present