So happy to hear how creative you ladies are.

Oh wow... well since none of you know my identy I guess I can say. Just to note I was a stupid young kid that still liked dicks, a pencil.

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mmmmmmmmmmmaybe i can convert you i loves to munch ...........also i got sumthin better than a pencil

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sexy horny women fan...... :

Hmm alot of various body parts (belonging to others, not mine) suchs as fingers, toes, legs, arms, penises, a numer of bath fixtures, -water jets, running water from the bath tub tap, the shower head (pulsing shower heads were invented by a WOMAN) an assortment of vibes, dildos, kitchen utensils including knife HANDLES, large spoons, a baster, a faux marble rolling pin, (yes I washed it after), and bits of furniture, including bedding (pillows, rolled blankets) bed posts, and a special favorite, couch and wingback chair arms ,(riding them was an early learned pleasure)
The strangest would be a tie between a riding a spare car tire and a baseball whie riding on the back of a motorcycle.
(you put the baseball between your legs when riding as a passenger. The results are spectacular, especially on a really bumpy road!)

perversely

WW

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wow, you can only put so much in before you have to start wondering if its healthy. Well for me anyway.

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What would be your reasoning for thinking it unhealthy?

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As a female who enjoys 'putting things in'....please explain why you believe its not healthy??

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Vaginas are naturally self-cleansing, ergo insertion of items such as pencils are ok, even if said pencil was pulled out of one's rectum.

Today I used my vibrating cell phone while my boyfriend called me, continuously.

I'd have to take out a loan to pay the cell bill

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You know those water snake toys that around in the summertime? They're made of a balloon-like material, tubular, and filled with water--pretty hard to hold still. Well, squirt a good amount of Astroglide in the middle, and then slide on in. Made for a pretty good weekend!

A tip for those interested in the above method...

Make sure your pubic hairs around your penis are shaved!

Is the above method enhanced if there is something floating in the liquid, such as little fish or glitter?

Just curious... not that I have a penis, but good know for general knowlege and cocktail party conversation.

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I think this callls for a picture tie-in post over at the ladies area...

Sadly, I've not deflowered a transparent one, but I would imagine the experience would be enhanced!