And I'll show you someone that either slept in late the morning before or took a nap in the afternoon.

The Weather Channel.

...and I'll show you people who get paid for guessing.

Show me a loud television...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you a spouse who needs his hearing checked!

Show me water squeezing through a ducks butt.....

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

... and I'll show you a duck that needs to use the potty.

Show me nude pictures ....

...and I'll show you lots of Pixies men and women eager to see them.

Show me a dirty car...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

And I'll show you a perfect example of "the beauty within". WOW!!! That was pretty damn good! ha ha

Show me a gift from a child...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

...and I'll show you something given with the purest of intentions.

(Yes, it was, WI!)

Show me a man in an overcoat...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you someone that often get's mistaken for a federal agent.

Show me a guy in red high heels...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

...and I'll show you someone who wants to go over the rainbow.

Show me someone who meets with federal agents...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you a wastebasket with undies in it.

Show me a cloudy day...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

...and I'll show you someone disappointed that they can't take advantage of an empty rooftop with someone.

Show me a bowl of rice pudding...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you a happy Irish guy.

Show me a sappy movie...

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

...and I'll show you a movie I've watched more than once and to which I can relate.

Show me a stressed out legal assistant...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you a lovely lady needing a hug. << Hug >>

Show me one happy feller ...

and I'll show you a lottery winner!

show me a las vegas showgirl

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present