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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

/me hits ^^^ with a while he's rolling around on the ground

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

The remodeling has been officially called off due to rain for today.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The pregnant hooker that waved to me last year is back down to competition weight. Partially because of the exercise program our town legislated. Apparently, they are attempting to discourage prostitution by making it illegal to stand on the corner...now they have to walk up and down the road.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Now I know I told ya power tools could be sexy... but I didn't want you to try and slice off your thumb!!!!!! Take care, IowaMan!

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

today i played golf and for the first time ages i really enjoyed it!

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

Ouch, IM.

smithy020, my handicap is the way I hold the stick. And that's only mini-golf.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Getting there, I think ...

IM, yikes cutting cheese, take it easy there partner.
Oh and remember a dull knife is more likely to cut you than a sharp one, trust me.

Smithy, they play golf in Scotland?
Kidding...
I know
and I hope to learn this summer, got me pa's old clubs

Got to run, seems Preistess are playing a surprise show at the Barfly, keep hearing about them from many of my friends, so now is my chance

IowaMan go out and buy a cheap wooden cutting board. About 1/4 of the way from one edge of the board acroos the top cut a 1/16 inch deep slot. At one end of the slot cut a 1/8 inch deep slot across the edge of the board. On the underside of the board on the end where you cut the slot cut an 1 inch long slot 1/4 deep going the Opposite way. Go to the local music shop get a guitar string(you might want to do this when you get the cutting board). Go out and steal two nails from the guys working on your house cut the tip and head off the nails (cut to and inch long). Take the guitar string and tie it to the nails to either end. Then take the one nail and put it in the slot you cut in the bottem of the board stringing the guitar sting up threw the slot you cut on the edge. put the cheese on the board so where you want to cut is over the slot. Useing the other nail as a handle pull the guiter string threw the cheese(this should work on any soft and simi soft cheese).

Just another great Idea I'm stealing from Alton Brown.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

OMG! Careful feller!

Remember, WI asked "Who Moved My Cheese," not "Who Took a Knife and Slew It."

Seriously, sorry to hear that you cut yourself.

(Say, if you get a lot of the ladies coming over and kissing your boo boo better, let me know ... )

And if that works...remember that the same logic may not apply to penis wounds.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Wow What A Show Preistess !
I was a dancin' fool
Now I'm a little hung over
Well, off to play in the dirt ...

If you stab a man in the heart in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these