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Ya ever had one of them days where the littlest thing really irks ya....yep, today is the day

Trying to get the clan to tidy up cause i wanna bomb the house, flea bomb that is, is like pulling teeth and i'm about over that!!

Go to make coffee, someone put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge!

Thought later, gee i might have a bowl of ice cream, get it outta the freezer, iz got a container, but no ice cream!!

Of course no one done it. Rest assured if i find the fairy that keeps coming in and doing shit, i'm gonna shoot the fucker!!

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ROFL

So Oz is where he went, eh?
That's not a fairy Sharni, he's a cat burglar . That fellow use to sneak into our house every night and do the same sort of things. Annoying bastard he is. We named him Ishkabibel. No matter how secured the house was, every time you asked for a missing thing or fond something where it REALLY didn't belong, nobody in my family knew anything about it. It happened so often we figured the only answer was someone was sneaking in at night and doing the deed. He really is just a smart-ass and not a thief. We always eventually found the missing item. I think he just likes to be around kids as he stopped coming around as they moved out. If you catch him, please adjust his sense of humor.

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Fang, if you're shooting the bugger, do it with a slug gun. That way you have to shoot him lots before he dies.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Padlocks is what the turd is gonna get faced with this week!!! slug gun is lookin good...REAL good!!

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Ishkabibel gets around! He used to frequent a house in Maryland.

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Eudaimonia

We called him Mr. Nobody from this poem-

Mr. Nobody
Mr. Nobody
By Anonymous Anonymous
I know a funny little man,
As quiet as a mouse,
Who does the mischief that is done
In everybody’s house!
There’s no one ever sees his face,
And yet we all agree
That every plate we break was cracked
By Mr. Nobody.


’Tis he who always tears out books,
Who leaves the door ajar,
He pulls the buttons from our shirts,
And scatters pins afar;
That squeaking door will always squeak,
For prithee, don’t you see,
We leave the oiling to be done
By Mr. Nobody.


The finger marks upon the door
By none of us are made;
We never leave the blinds unclosed,
To let the curtains fade.
The ink we never spill; the boots
That lying round you see
Are not our boots,—they all belong
To Mr. Nobody.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I think Ishkabibel is Nobody's cousin.

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We always called it "Not Me," from the Family Circus.

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Going to breakfast this morning with some fellow retirees and then my wife and I are joining two other couples for lunch. Busy day at the restaurants.

Can't sleep. Still up.

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"I walk with my head held high and naked in the sun, claiming these streets for myself."--Jonatha Brooke

Hmmmm ... 2:30 is about the time I woke up.

Shame on you for sleeping until daylight.

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The Washington Capitals beat the New York Rangers in overtime last night, to take game 1 of their series. Game two tomorrow.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I redid my First Aid / CPR certificate today.

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