The good news is that … hmmm … it's …. no that's not right … maybe .. I know … no news is good news. Yeah, that's it.

The bad news is that monsters under the bed may be real-who else would have eaten your thumbs?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Ya' joshin' us aincha? Dat would shore be bad news. Betch da good news is dat it just did not happen. (I's hope anywho.)

The bad news is that … well, I do still have my thumbs … but … sometimes when I'm working on things it feels like I'm all thumbs.

The good news is, even with all thumbs, you can still manipulate tools.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is when some of them are hand-held. All thumbs makes for clumsy grips.

The good news is, you can try practicing "manipulating" things with your toes.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Da bad nuz is my big ol' tosies wiggle but dey don't do dat manipulatin' stuff too gud.

The good news is, one of my ex-g/fs, when she was a teenager, spent the entire summer learning to flip people off with her toes.

And yes, by the time I started dating her, she had retained that abilitym (mumble) years later.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news could be how you'd land. JK

Gud ol' newes is dat da' weather is behavin' quite nice fer a couple days around here.

The bad news … locally at least … is that tomorrow we're back down into the 30's for a high.

The good news is, it's winter, and that's the way things should be for the moment.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is that … well … you're right. It is that time of year.

The good news is, although we are in the coldest time of the year in North America, the trend is to warmer weather.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.