admitted? nope...though as a kid I was on a first name basis with most of the ER nurses

ever wish you were because of a cute Dr?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Not guilty. But I wasn't disappointed by having some really cute ladies as nurses when I was in CICU last November after surgery.

Have you ever delivered newspapers?

guilty

you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

No.

Have you ever been a server in a restaurant?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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no comment on that 1 not sure but hmmmm

would you ever flash stranger

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

Not guilty.

Would you ever order red wine with a seafood dinner?

Guilty - I prefer red wine.

Ever eaten a sweet from the pic and mix shelves at the cinema with out buying it?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Not guilty ... but it does sound good. All we've got are boxes of candies kept in glass cases. The theatre staff has to get them out for you. They're just no fun at all.

Have you ever been surprised running into someone you haven't seen in years?

guilty

you ever bought something you couldn't afford and then regretted it (but not take it back?)

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty. But it was fun at the time.

Have you ever stayed in bed too long and ended up with a headache?

not guilty - wish that was the case but I get headaches from NOT staying in bed long enough

have you ever watched tv for 12 straight hours without food or bathroom breaks?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Guilty... in the hospital... thank goodness I was catharized... LOL


Have you ever looked at a woman's breasts too long before looking in her eyes, and been caught?

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Guilty

Have you ever stared into someone's eyes too long?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

not guilty - I try to do it just long enough....

you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present