I got lots of sun today at the beach

Had a terrific day yesterday although exhausting, so, I went to bed early and now woke up early, too. .

You're addicted to me?

Oh, I'll bet you mean instant messages huh? I was gonna say, I believe I would've noticed had you been addicted to communication to me.

Oh well, a guy can always wish.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

We had a wonderful day here, unfortunately I had a headache for most of it.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

I need to make a trip to the pharmacy as soon as it is open.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My arms are sore from wielding the chainsaw all weekend!


And my yard looks like a twister went through.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I bet your hockey mask is all scratched up too...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Here it costs me at least $50 to fill my tank, and it's a honda, not a big SUV.
Beach !!! Dang, we're still waiting for spring to come back.

And against all better judgement...Mrs. WI ran PAST the car & into the woods! When will they learn?


At least I didn't catch her banging a camp counsellor!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Seen any of those 'Mocumentary' of the life of a serial killer. I haven't seen it but I did see a funny preview at fantasia last year.
'It's not easy to be a serial killer. I have to do an incredible amount lot of cardio. It's not as easy as it looks. There's that thing, everyone else is running and you're supposed to make it look like you're walking. '

My SUV isn't that big either. I'd say midsized. It's a Landrover Freelander. I imagine it'd be $50 or more to fill mine up.

I love the beach, it was 90 on saturday

I'm getting new tags today.

It's about 85 degrees and sunny here right now and my contractors just packed up their trucks and left, apparently for the day. WTF????

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's too sunny & beautiful...not good for the siding.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I'm eating watery chicken tikka masala for lunch and regretting the stupid urge that caused me to buy it at the store

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney