10-21-2002, 04:19 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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oh-my...What is a good reason to see you doctor especially if it hurrrrrts when you pee.?
a prehensile thumb.
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10-21-2002, 04:27 PM
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what is great for rubbing the pre-cum into the tip?
yellow snow
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10-21-2002, 05:32 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What does not a good snowman make?
Sex In the City
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10-21-2002, 05:35 PM
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On what HBO series do women talk about it but never DO it?
Ride 'em Cowboy!
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-21-2002, 05:40 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What's the cry from the rooms over the saloon?
Queer As Folk
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10-21-2002, 05:44 PM
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What do redneck gays call themselves?
All screwed up.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-21-2002, 05:53 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is I wish I was????????????????
naked tennis and too many balls
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-21-2002, 05:54 PM
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What is a dangerous combination.
Veni, Vidi, Viagra
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-21-2002, 05:54 PM
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What is latin for 'I came, I saw, I stood tall'?
A sheep
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10-21-2002, 06:00 PM
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What animal is most afraid where the men are men and the women are men?
Duck Tape and WD-40.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-21-2002, 06:03 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What do you need to shut the wife up, and open the wife up?
Bagels and doughnuts
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10-21-2002, 06:08 PM
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Danny: Damned near fell outta my chair!!!!
What make great edible cock-rings?
A strobe light and a glow-in-the-dark condom
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The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-21-2002, 07:46 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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That would be ....What was the Movie working title of the 1969's Beatles first psydellic genre move ...later to be released under the title "The Yellow Submarine"?
The kids of Memphis
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10-21-2002, 08:00 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Who goes Trick-or-Treating at Graceland?
Peanut Butter and Mashed Banana sandwiches
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10-21-2002, 08:27 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is Elvis's favorite sandwich???
tin foil, a can of tuna and some pistachio's
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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