Parents who let their children be wild and nuts in a store.

He's not quite there yet but Barry Bonds is getting pretty close. If he doesn't stop beating the hell out of my Cubs pretty soon I'm gonna be pissed!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Everything...I think I am just too thin skinned today

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Make that two of us....I just wanted the world to piss off today.

((((((rabbit))))))))))

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The crab game.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Getting to make yet another doctor's appointment for mid-next week.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I bought cheese curds but the things taste like just plain cheddar.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Marketing departments that insult me and make their employees seem like assholes.

"I want a fish sandwich and small coffee with cream."

"We don't have a small size."

I'm finding more things that don't come in "small".

The same place sells two or more different sizes of coffee or pizza or milk shakes, but they only have "large" and "medium" and "super size". How fucking stupid are they to insult my intelligence and think that naming their smallest size, "medium", is going to cause me to think I got something more and will be happy about the confusing ordering with people that they make look like idiots.

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Yesterday the one driver who was a complete ass and today just a couple of drivers who seemed to be in to big of a hurry to wait 30 seconds.

This is just now pissing you off? I worked fast food 25 years ago and this was the case even back then.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Life in general...and especially my boss blowing off yet another meeting

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The rear view mirror came loose and we found it on the floor of our Olds when my wife and I went out this afternoon. You know, all the years growing up ... I'd never seen that happen. Now, we've had it happen twice to our Chrysler and once to the Olds.

I worked fast food some 40+ yrs ago and we knew better than to piss an old man off. If he said small we gave him the smallest we had and keep our mouths shut. LMAO

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Someone not showing up for their scheduled bikini wax