not guilty....just read em for inspiration

have you ever used a story from here in your bedroom?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Not guilty ... but it sounds like a pretty good idea.

Have you ever written a sexy story?

Guilty

Ever had a secret crush?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

not guilty, I'm terrible at keeping secrets!

Ever wanted to do something you knew you'd never really do?

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The subconscious is a state in which reality is just a visitor!

A smile can make your whole day.

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows, I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my cloths..." ~Pepper.

Fantasy is wonderful.

Have you ever stayed up waaaaaay too late to get some work done?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

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Not guilty.

Have you ever made love in a park?

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Guilty. On one, not in one

Ever made love on top of a washing machine?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty... and very willing to do it again...

Ever had sex in front of other people?

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Guilty.

Ever kissed your best friend's SO...in front of him/her?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Not guily.

You ordered bedroom toys on the internet

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~Tainted Love~

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Guilty in the vast majority of cases. Did a couple of times up in rural Minnesota years ago and once stopped and took a family home whose car was frozen up on bitterly cold night on a lonely stretch of road.

I saw the preview for Shrek 2.

Innocent. Heck, I never even saw the original Shrek.

I eat icecream right out of the carton.