IAKG, if you find Guido...can you send him my way after you're done?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

someone to take me by the hand to the shower.

job as a shower guide

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Hello there, uh, IAKaraokeGirl. Damn that's a mouthful. Anyways... it seems yous is looking for a gentleman to, uh, assist you in da workplace. How may I be of service?

OMG ^^^^^^^^ Just made my day!!!!


Welcum, Guido!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LMAO. Welcome, Guido.

We have an imaginary "Guido" that my friend/boss and I joke about a lot. I just didn't know he really existed.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

(everyone needs a Guido...I typically do my own enforcing but having a persuasive Guido type can come in handy.)



...short nap with the fishes.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Hey, you dames is alright. Thank yous for da welcome. Now, if you be needing me to, shall we say, lean on anyone, you jus' lemme know, capisca.

And Lilith. One does not 'nap' with da fishes. You go to sleep with da fishes you stay asleep with da fishes.

... need the chance to say, "Welcome, Guido!" Glad to have you with us!

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... a cool breeze.

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winter

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

::sweating bullets::

I agree with Tess. I'm really in need of some cold weather. Hey Sharni, want to trade?

^^^ Just Perfect here today!^^^

But a back massage would be nice!