IowaMan, what's the going price on mothers at the moment?

Not for me, you understand, but a friend needs to know quickly to maximise his return.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Peppermint schnapps, ice cold

An extra few hours to work, and another beer...but another beer will dull my thoughts too much for work

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

To catch up on work..... so I'll be able to enjoy a relaxing Christmas

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

If they're selling it along the Yellow Brick Road, I'm craving it right now. About to leave to pick up a lady for our first date. I haven't dated in awhile, and this lady sort of took me by surprise by showing interest. So I guess I'm craving courage, heart and brains. Usually I feel as though I've got a handle on all of those but right about now I'm feeling like a high school kid on his first date and he sees her dad waiting at the front door.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Good luck man, maybe she is a baseball fan?

I'm craving a good night of sleep. This full moon is cramping my style.

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Come play with me.

chocolate covered cherries

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I need a date!

My boss just backed out on going to a holiday party with me tonight so I flyin solo.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dinner!!! This new diet is killing me!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Someone to come cook me dinner...not feeling inspired.

An extra 5 hours in my day!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I'm kinda in the mood for Indian pudding. I haven't had it in 30 years and I still remember it. The lady that made it for us drizzled cinnamon on top in the shape of our initials.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Java Chip Ice Cream

An extra 24 hours of me-time

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Something I know for a fact I'm not going to get here where I'm at.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus