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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

I'm not sure which is worse, getting no hits or the wierd ones. I'm good at getting none, I'm thinking the humor value of the whack-jobs would make it worth getting some of those...

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“Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.” - Buckminster Fuller

"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

*smacks self in the forehead*....and i thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.....today's offering was a fairly nice looking fella....profile seemed ok....his message was friendly enough.......so what was bugging me?.....could it be the TALL fence with the razor wire stretched across the top? ....or was it the guys in the orange jumpsuits in the background?....or maybe the guntower?......or perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Here kathy... *reaches into the popcorn bag*... can I offer you some popcorn?

It's got extra butter!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Oh Kathy!

Personally I'd give my right arm to be able to 'train up' the virgin, but that's just me! LOL

I can sympathise with your plight - we've all been there, but don't worry, someone will come along when you're least expecting it. x

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Orange jumpsuits are so last year.

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Half of a set :halo:

perhaps the guards standing off to the side? (least one of them had a cute ass LOL)

How big was his gun?!?!?!?! Sorry could'nt resist. ( Goes to check on the case of batteries I need to send kathy for xmas) <------I could have it delevered by a man in a brown jumpsuit!! ;o)~

^^^^ohhhhh could ya make it that UPS guy that delivers to the office every day??????? Puhhhleeeeezzzzzzzzzzz???????

So you need something in your orfice.... er office in the morning huh?

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Half of a set :halo:

got a package for me, do ya?....funny, but i don't remember ordering from acme

Acme orfice drawers cleaning kit is on the way.

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Half of a set :halo:

ah, sumpin to unrattle me, eh?

So, wtf is this? This morning i find 4 hits....ALLLLLL from married men!!!! Funny, but i don't remember putting a note on my profile there about having a convenient hole to prop every damn wandering dick in !!!!!!!!!! Geez, Louise!!!!

Kathy, some men can't keep the hand out of the cookie jar. I'm sure it's no reflection on you.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney