01-27-2004, 05:30 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Originally posted by lixnlix69
Have to jump in here! scotz! Wings are for the overflow! Ever see your wife washing out the panties? Or better yet....trashing them? If they had never invented wings.......we wouldn't own a decent pair of panties!
In 14 years together I have "BEGGED" hubby only twice to go on a fem run. He NEVER get's what I specify. I think he runs down the isle and makes a grab like he is grabbing the brass ring or something. Like scotz said, he complains that there is too much to choose from, and he hates to linger in that isle for fear of discovery. I think he even goes to a store where he is sure no one will recognize him. So I make damn sure my stock is piled. Only failed at that twice in all these years.
Mrs. Lix
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Reading this now.......I am roflmfaoapmp!!!! That was me....way back when Mr. Lixy and I first came to Pixies (our first nick together)....and folks......nothing has changed (cept my nick)!
And...I have to add this here........Pennsylvania......in the good ole USofA.......has to be the only place on the planet where men.....ALL men........WILL NOT GO ON A FEM RUN! I am in utter amazment that there are so many willing men in this great big world! Times may have changed around this world.....but in Pa. these somnabitches won't look at a tampon let alone buy one!
*SIDENOTE* Since my first reply to this thread (way back when)....hubby HAD to do another fem run once (so, we are up to 3 times in all these years) and I'll never make that mistake again! He's officially off the hook....even if I have to tie a sheet and a shower curtain around me and trot out to the store myself! The 3rd time he came back with pads (I think they were pads) that went from the top of my hip in the back (buttocks)....all the way down and under and up again to my belly button.......and OMGGGGGGG......I saw my future and Depends® undergarments where in it!!!!!! I don't know who made these things......but I could swear I could pee in them all day and never have a leak!
Ut Oh.....TMI???? LMAO! Oh well!
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