Not guilty unless they tickle.

Do you put your right sock on before your left?

I am a left 1st...I think.

Do you have a very set way of doing things in the morning?

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Yes and no. I do all the typical stuff -- pee, brush teeth, shower, get dressed. Then it changes.

How much time do you need to get ready in the morning?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty, I guess...15 minutes... (you need to stay on topic of the thread like I always do )

You have had sexual relations in the last 24 hours

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Ahhhh...tryng to decipher the riddle...

If you mean my vagina being penetrated, Not Guilty.

The person below me is puzzled

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Guilty, but can be put back together easily

The person below me is smiling

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

VERY guilty

Ever told someone something you knew would excite them?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

guilty

you?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

No

Ever lied in Smut games?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I joke a lot ... but lie ... not guilty.

Ever try to comfort a crying child that wasn't yours?

guilty

ever wish someone else's well behaved child was yours?

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

Not guilty. With seven already ... you've got to be kidding.

Ever wish your kids were living up to the potential you believe they have?

I don't have kids, so I can't say for sure...but I think I would wish that. Guilty

Never know, though...*my* mom wishes I'd stop and smell the roses more often!

Ever wish you could re-do the last six months of your life?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Not guilty, I'm pretty darned happy with the last 6 months!

Ever wish someone elses kids were as well behaved as yours?

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The subconscious is a state in which reality is just a visitor!

A smile can make your whole day.

"I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows, I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my cloths..." ~Pepper.

guilty...I hate kids who are not well behaved...

Ever wish you didn't have kids?

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Susan