And they wonder where road rage comes from.

The first cyclone of the season looks headed just south of us with a shitload of rain and 50mph winds.

A tickle to the north and we're in for a blow.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Drivers who slam on their brakes for imaginary objects.

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Tailgaters.

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Somone has been feeding me with the wrong hand.

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A while back we had a discussion about the energy savings/reduced greenhouse gas advantages of switching to compact flourescent bulbs vs. the environmental effects of disposing of millions of flourescent bulbs containing mercury...I wanna save money & reduce my carbon footprint as much as anybody, but I'm concerned about ground contamination too. Yesterday I checked out our local waste/recycling centers' website, & was pleased to find that they do accept flourescent tubes AND CFs as "hazardous materiels", to be disposed of in a safe manner. I load up the Dodge with some other junk & a few tubes that had given their all (my basement is nearly 100% flourescent lighting), drove to east Nash., where they told me to dump the computer monitor at the hazMat shed, & told me to dump the tubes...

in the dumpster with everything else...



I could have saved the gas & thrown them in my own garbage can for that...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Do you mean the night crew's bulldozer garage?

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Getting absolutely soaked while walking to work, despite a rain coat and an umbrella

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Being awakened at 3:30am by the dog needing to go out. Couldn't fall back asleep for an hour!

A lying bitch.

Yessir! That is a real problem.

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Eudaimonia

My kitty Lou being attacked by the stray kitty I've been feeding. I think she's getting ready to have kittens. She freaked out and jumped Lou this morning when he was just laying on the floor and had him by the throat before I could react.

Yep, she got to finish her breakfast outside in the rain and fog.

No worries, Lou is fine.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Insurance company

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Being old enough to remember Burma Shave signs.

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Is it just that, or is it also the fact that most people here don't even know WTF you're talking about?

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Getting up this morning to find yet another computer problem...the router died sometime in the wee hours...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.