... and I'll show you a happy lady.

Show me an alarm clock ringing ...

....and I'll show you someone who sleeps well.

Show me an empty wallet...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

and I'll show you a woman with both arms full of packages.

Show me panties on the floor and..........

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

I'll show you a fanatic madly trying to steal them!!!

Show me a panty fanatic and . . .

Is he here??!!!!I didn't mean to set him off!

Show me a beer lover and............

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

and I'll show you someone who knows every bar in the city

show me a celebrity stalker

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

...and I'll show you someone with a long rap sheet.

Show me someone worried about a friend...

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Show me someone worried about a friend...... and I'll show you someone that cares.

Show me a happy face ...

and I'll show you a picture of me after love making.


Show me bleach blonde pop star with a big ego...

and I'll show you someone with a short career

show me someone else shovelling my driveway

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

and I'll show you a very happy me.

Show me the snow piled up at the end of my driveway after the plow comes through ...

...and I'll show you a man who hates to shovel


Show me a woman dripping with anticipation...

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

... and I'll show you a guy dripping, too!

Show me a soft, warm bed ... two glasses of wine ... and some soft music on the stereo ....

and I'll show you someone waking up from a dream LOL

show me coming home to find your SO naked

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

... and I'll show you how fast I can get undressed. :lust:

Show me a frost covered windshield ...