OMG, ROFLMAO!!!! :grin:

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

seeing that the shrimp had already been de-poopified. wooohooo

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

sauerkraut

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

freaking West Virginia

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

a message from an old friend

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Having fun with my 5 best friends!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Singin' the blues

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Realizing that evidently, if you live near water that it must mean you have to eat what lives in the water?

You just need a much longer fishing line if you live in the desert.

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Wondering how long his ^^ fishing line is.


(and knowing he's constantly "fishing" for Steph's attention)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Having sat and sun off this weekend.

Some times you get an angel fish …………………. And sometimes you get a piranha

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And sometimes you catch a clown fish

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

And sometimes flying monkeys visit Cleveland and smear rotting fish in someone's furniture (lol "Another Postcard" by the Barenaked Ladies is on now . . . it's about receiving monkey postcards )

I purchased a book for $2 today --If I Died, Would You Marry Again?

Description - This looks at the big issues of married life, through the everyday conversation of married people. Not the issues of politics, religion, sex, but the really important things such as: Where did you put my car keys? There was a parking space back there. Do I look OK in this dress? What do you do all day? and other equally important phrases.

It was designed to look old school but I think it's fairly new (I can't find a year on the stupid thing).

getting a letter from my lover

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Everyone Talks, Friends Listen