Especiallly since I'm already married and there are these laws ...

The person below me wants to be in the middle of a threesome.

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME


~the person below me had sex in a hot tub recently~

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

:::Sighs::: It was actually a jacuzzi.....but hopefully that still counts

The person below me has purchased a sex toy recently........

well I purchased something sexual to play with but it is apparel


~ the person below me wants to go away for the weekend~

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Oh do I ever, this week has sucked at work.

The person below is glad because they prefer to be on the bottom.

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

I love it when the girl is on top..........but I like sex any way

The person below me likes to be tied up..........

do i ever, any takers...

The person below me likes give a little whippen

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I own one (a whip that is ) and like it used on my body every once in a while...

The person below me is making plans for some all day nookie for over the weekend...

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

That would be me.................now how much is a plane ticket to Texas?

The person below me hates doing it in the dark.............

I love to see what I am licking! But I have to admit.......in the dark once in a while is fun as you never know where those hands are going! Hmmmm.....I am torn.

The person below me loves shaved pussy!

Mrs Lix (and her shaved pussy..(*wink*)

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!

Oh my yes, clean cut is the only way to go

The person below me likes it hot

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Yeppers......that's the only way to go


The person below me has a crush on one of our fellow Pixies......

...only ONE ?!?!?!?!?!?!

The person below me longs for anonymous sex with
a stranger dressed in black...

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....Now I am the Master

Nothin wrong with a little strange now and then especially when they are wearing a little black dress

The person below is almost to the point of meeting someone from pixies

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Next week as a matter of fact.....

The person below me is going to a wedding soon...............