12-08-2003, 10:43 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Location: Pa. USA
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.....oxygen is to breathing!
A flower is to a meadow.....
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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12-08-2003, 10:52 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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As pubic hairs are to the sweet womanly well.
Screwdriver is to Vodka as....
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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12-08-2003, 11:19 AM
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Fill This Space
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: MD
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....Martini is to Gin
John Deere is to Rednecks ....
(p.s. no offense here, i myself am a redneck after all)
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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-08-2003, 11:25 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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.....as heat is to the sun!
Red is to the color of blood as.......
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
~Thomas Dewar~
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12-08-2003, 02:58 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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...green is to the color of grass. (well except in august when its brown -lol)
Peanut butter is to jelly as.....
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12-08-2003, 05:07 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... maple is to syrup.
Creampies are to sex as ...
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12-08-2003, 07:16 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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... winning tickets are to horse racing.
New York City is to Casper, Wyoming as…
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12-09-2003, 05:39 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... mountains are to Illinois.
Taco Bell is to Mexico as ...
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12-09-2003, 03:23 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
Posts: 8,418
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...falsies are to breasts.
A Train whistle is to a Doorbell as ...
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12-09-2003, 05:28 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... a weather alert siren is to church bells.
Cheese is to hamburgers as ...
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12-10-2003, 01:37 AM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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.... Ice cream is to Apple pie.
Schools are to Fish as…
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12-10-2003, 06:11 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... paychecks are to jobs.
Hardons are to men as ...
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12-10-2003, 07:57 PM
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Carpe diem
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: California
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... Foam is to Beer.
Condoms are to Sex as…
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12-11-2003, 06:09 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... shoes are to socks.
Long strokes are to stimulation as ...
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12-13-2003, 08:02 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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.... kissing, licking, sucking, caressing are to hard nipples.
Skirts are to girls as.....
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