Scratch balls
Wash/brush teeth
Scratch Balls

three things you do before going to bed.

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Brush my teeth
masturbate
bleach the ceiling clean

Would you share with us, three dreams you've had?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1) Being turned into a mermaid

2) Fuxing my neighbor

3) Black and White checkered floor with death traps



Name 3 flavors of jelly beans.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Cherry
Licorice
Lemon


Name 3 horror films

Reefer Madness
1984
On the Beach

Name three effective household germicides.

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Amonia, Bleach and Soap 'N Water (Please don't mix the bleach and amonia)


Name three items needed when camping.

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Eudaimonia

Knife
Rope
Water

Name three toxic gases found in your own home.

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Cholesterol; it's not just for breakfast anymore.

hmmm... Natural gas, Heptane propellant in hairspray, and my SO's fluffers

Name three of your favorite indulgences

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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Pixie lady No. 1
Pixie lady No. 2
Pixie lady No. 3



(like you expected me to say a name? ) LMAO



Name 3 distractions from Pixies.

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Sleep
Dinner
Work

Name three of your friends.

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~Tainted Love~

My wife
My best man
My favorite Pixie

What 3 things could you do all day?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Rest, Rest, and then Rest some more...

Name 3 things you can see right now...

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Susan

venus fly trap

glucometer

Sharpies



Name 3 brands of potato chip

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ruffles
Lays
Granny Goose

Name 3 kid's breakfast cereals that you like

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~