06-07-2004, 08:10 PM
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WHATEVER! I'm still the winner 
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
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06-07-2004, 09:23 PM
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Not there yet.....
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well you were hun.............
wanna just sneak off for a bit.... i brought the ties! |
06-07-2004, 10:02 PM
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gurly gurl
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you two sneak off while i take the lead
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06-07-2004, 10:42 PM
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Banned
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06-07-2004, 10:55 PM
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Me
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O my dear imaginewithme,
I'm so sorry darling. How thoughtless of me. You see, when we were making love the other night, the next morning, and three times throughout the day, sometime during the day, I accidently picked up your lead and forgot to give it back.
I was going toreturn it, really, but then you rolled over in bed on your back, kinda stuck your chest up and wiggled your boobs back and forth. That little smile on your told me you wanted some more. No hesitation here sweetie. Starting will soft, moist kisses, we were quickly devouring each other with hard, wet kisses. You moved your tongue in my mouth like the penis you sometimes wish you had. I closed my lips tight, and you kept thrusting your tongue in and out and in and baby, you can tongue-fuck me anytime.
Well, one lick led to another, one orgasam after another, let me just say that we needed two showers to clean up after that one.
Anyway, loved our sex like crazy, but sorry about that lead thing.
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06-07-2004, 11:14 PM
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Can't really follow this one but I will.....I win!
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R.I.P.
DAM THE MAN!
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06-07-2004, 11:22 PM
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Hey where do we apply for this one year of mindblowing sex?
That would be a hoot. I am a winner and to celebrate I get mindblowingly great sex for one full year!
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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.
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06-07-2004, 11:41 PM
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Me
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Quote:
Originally posted by LarryL
If you will not, repeat not post anymore to this thread, you will have and never-ending supply of mind blowing, pussy spliting, butt banging, ball busting sex, sex, sex, for one full year with anyone you want real or fictional.
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CunningLinguist,
The one year of mindblowing sex is the reward for NOT posting anymore to this thread so I can win.
Hey, I did win afterall.
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06-07-2004, 11:46 PM
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Now wait a minute how do we know that?
Besides with all the posting going on here and the fighting over who is the winner I would expect the prize to be a life time of mindblowing sex with the people, gods, and anthropormorphic robots of your choice, a life time supply of beer, a really large cake and last but not least booty!
Not to mention jsut being the stud who posts lasts and kills this thread will be immortalized and women will cream their panties just thinking about you.
Alas, none of the mortals on this board will ever know what that is like becuase clearly am destined to eb a winner.
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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.
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06-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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gurly gurl
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Quote:
Originally posted by LarryL
O my dear imaginewithme,
I'm so sorry darling. How thoughtless of me. You see, when we were making love the other night, the next morning, and three times throughout the day, sometime during the day, I accidently picked up your lead and forgot to give it back.
I was going toreturn it, really, but then you rolled over in bed on your back, kinda stuck your chest up and wiggled your boobs back and forth. That little smile on your told me you wanted some more. No hesitation here sweetie. Starting will soft, moist kisses, we were quickly devouring each other with hard, wet kisses. You moved your tongue in my mouth like the penis you sometimes wish you had. I closed my lips tight, and you kept thrusting your tongue in and out and in and baby, you can tongue-fuck me anytime.
Well, one lick led to another, one orgasam after another, let me just say that we needed two showers to clean up after that one.
Anyway, loved our sex like crazy, but sorry about that lead thing.
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OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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06-08-2004, 03:03 AM
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Just me.
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Wow ... it's so nice up here in front.
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06-08-2004, 04:11 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Yep
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06-08-2004, 05:36 AM
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Salaam Aleikum to everyone!
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06-08-2004, 05:46 AM
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slightly daft bugger
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And howdy right back at ya!
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06-08-2004, 08:14 AM
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"thereugo"
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