02-02-2004, 10:43 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Location: West Coast
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...I'll show you a lady who is too often alone
Show me a man who has horns...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-03-2004, 10:02 PM
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Count Spankula
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: All over
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and i'll show you a good time. 
Show me a six pack...
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02-03-2004, 10:32 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Home.
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and I'll show you a guy who likes to show off (sadly I'm not one of them  )
show me a starbucks on every damn corner
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-05-2004, 02:21 AM
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Stiff Member
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
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And I'll show you any American city.
Show me a cute set of boobs and.......
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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02-05-2004, 02:32 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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... and I'll show you how quickly I can start drooling. 
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02-05-2004, 06:04 PM
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Registered User
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and I'll show you what first attracted me to my wife
show me a banana split
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-07-2004, 01:07 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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...and I'll show you two ladies who would like to share one.
Show me a woman who misses Starbucks...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-07-2004, 01:59 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Show me a woman who misses Starbucks ... and I'll show you a lady ready to audition some young bucks who haven't reached stardom yet.
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02-07-2004, 11:01 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Show me an icy road .... and I'll show you a woman who sometimes regrets not having 4 wheel drive
Show me a woman with *no* money on hand...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-08-2004, 06:07 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Show me a woman with *no* money on hand ... and I'll show you a lady who's a "credit" to the stores.
Show me a smartass ... |
02-08-2004, 09:43 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Show me a smartass ... and I'll show you a woman who would like to make his ass smart. 
Show me a piece of pie...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-08-2004, 02:43 PM
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Registered User
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and I'll show a guy diving right into it....
show me a beehive
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-08-2004, 08:18 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
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show me a beehive...and I'll show you a woman who likes to stir the nest
Show me a BIG piece of tiramisu...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-08-2004, 09:10 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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and I'll show you someone who'd like to share it with you.....
show me a whole trunk of sex toys
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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??
Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present
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02-08-2004, 09:10 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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show me a whole trunk of sex toys...and I'll show you a woman in need of batteries
Show me a man who likes to make promises...
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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