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Slugs have 4 noses.
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07-08-2003, 05:30 PM
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One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen.
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07-08-2003, 05:30 PM
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The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.
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07-08-2003, 05:31 PM
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
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07-08-2003, 05:32 PM
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The US Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins.
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07-08-2003, 05:32 PM
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The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.
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07-08-2003, 05:33 PM
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It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times.
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07-08-2003, 05:34 PM
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Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada.
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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
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07-08-2003, 05:35 PM
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In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits.
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About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
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07-08-2003, 05:36 PM
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A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface.
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07-08-2003, 05:37 PM
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The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year.
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07-08-2003, 05:37 PM
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A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
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07-08-2003, 05:38 PM
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The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day.
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