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When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second.
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07-08-2003, 05:39 PM
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The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice.
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07-08-2003, 05:40 PM
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It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.
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07-08-2003, 05:41 PM
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One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
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07-08-2003, 05:41 PM
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There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.
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07-08-2003, 05:42 PM
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A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.
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07-08-2003, 05:42 PM
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Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
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07-08-2003, 05:43 PM
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Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.
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07-08-2003, 05:44 PM
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The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
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07-08-2003, 05:44 PM
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A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h..
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07-08-2003, 05:45 PM
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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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07-08-2003, 05:46 PM
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Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.
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07-08-2003, 05:47 PM
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7812
OK... done with this run for a while...
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07-08-2003, 05:48 PM
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7813 Already?
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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below
I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.
I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours
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07-08-2003, 05:49 PM
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7814... ayup...
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