8190~Quotes from the Muppet Movie:

Bernie--the Hollywood Agent: I've to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

8191~

Kermit has ordered a $.98 bottle of wine for he and Miss Piggy.
Insolent Waiter: Would you like to smell the bottle cap?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

8192

Don't ya just love the frog?

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8193

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8194 Sex Facts

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on
record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.

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8195

The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of
their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that
the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New
Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them
look up to 17 inches long.

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8196

Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.

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8197

Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.

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8198

The Egyptian 'Ankh' , is actually a symbol representing the male and female sex organs.

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8199

It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt.

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8200

30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.

Whoo HOOOOOOOO !!!! Go Grandma!!

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8201

Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds.

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8202

Women with a Ph.D. are twice as likely to be interested in a one-night stand than those with only a Bachelor's degree.

(not really sure where they get these statistics.. )

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8203

Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men.

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8204

It’s illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada.

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