07-13-2003, 12:10 AM
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A Little of Both
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My dorky ex-roommate Pierre
Once fell asleep in my chair
I pulled out my unit
Proceeded to tune it
And fired my load in his hair
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 12:15 AM
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A Little of Both
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8606
There was young man from Crete
Who could shoot across the street
A chemist named Kelly
Would bottle the jelly
And sell it as 'Extract of Meat'.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 12:18 AM
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A Little of Both
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8607
There was a young fellow named Simon
Who tried to discover a hymen,
But he found every girl
Had relinquished her pearl
In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 12:20 AM
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A Little of Both
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Pa
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8608
There once was a man named Bob
He loved to show off his nob
He flashed it at Dave
And rubbed it on Jay
Who sucked it like corn on the cob
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 12:22 AM
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A Little of Both
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Pa
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There once was a woman named Jess
Bisexual, she would confess
She loved a good dick
but pussy she'd lick
and leave both a wet gooey mess
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 12:33 AM
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A Little of Both
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There once was a man named Sprockett
Who walked with his hand in his pocket
He was able to hide
What he was doing inside
Till he shot off like a Fourth of July rocket.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-13-2003, 01:20 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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#8571....not sure how ya got to 8610 *lol*
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:23 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:24 AM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:25 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:28 AM
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First Officer USS Pixie
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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson
Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At
the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone
you want in Heaven.
"Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur
to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor
of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur,
"professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
And finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"
God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers,
more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Life? O that thing again!
"I now leave you to your moosey fate"
Are we there yet?
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07-13-2003, 01:30 AM
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First Officer USS Pixie
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sorry that was 8575 which makes this 8576 lol
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Life? O that thing again!
"I now leave you to your moosey fate"
Are we there yet?
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07-13-2003, 01:32 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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#8577
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:34 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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07-13-2003, 01:34 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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