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Me too also OF... can't even do ONE of those handclap pushups!
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03-06-2002, 11:47 PM
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Beer
Don't think this is a repeat, but it's getting harder to remember.
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03-08-2002, 09:27 AM
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This is just bad....LOL..I hate the Simpsons!!!!
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03-08-2002, 01:37 PM
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LoveDiva4u---I can't beleive that you don't like the Simpsons.They
crack me up.Especially Bart&Homer.Bart reminds me of the stupid things that I did in my youth.I like him;mostly;because he is so irreverent about everything.Homer and his"Duf"beer remind me of my drinking days when all that I really cared about was were that I got my next beer.I have a T-shirt that has Bart on it.It says
Underachiever and proud of it! Irish
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03-10-2002, 06:53 AM
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i'm with Irish, the Simpsons rock 
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03-10-2002, 11:27 AM
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The Simpsons rule.
I know people like them, in facets.
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03-10-2002, 01:03 PM
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Re: Beer
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Originally posted by Oldfart
Don't think this is a repeat, but it's getting harder to remember.
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I see your FORGETTER is working better too.............
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03-10-2002, 07:58 PM
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Um..........
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03-11-2002, 12:50 AM
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Re: Don't have pic..will this do??
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Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
Her: "No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't!"
Him: "I beg you ..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's younger
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says: "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise, I can do it.
Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But, tell him to take
his fuckin' hand off the intercom!"
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really good stuff i must say...am going to be carefull about where i keep my hands next time...LOL
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03-11-2002, 01:03 AM
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A man is going off to a business trip and doesn't want his wife to cheat on him.
To make sure of that, he goes to a shop called "Joe's Dildos" and asks him for the best dildo he has to give his wife enough fun to last her until he returns.
"Well, how about this 10 incher?"(25.4 cm) "No, I need a SPECIAL one".
"OK", The guy says, He pulls out a box with strange markings that translate to
"THE VOODOO DICK."
"This is the best one I got. You say "Voodo dick" and then what you want it to work on."
"Really? Let's test it. Voodoo dick the door! The dildo flew out of the box, went over to the door, and worked it until the door broke in half, "Voodoo dick the box!" The huge fake penis flew back to the box and settled down.
the guy bought it, and presented it to his wife explaining to her the instructions for use "See, you say Voodo dick and then what you want it to slam."
So the wife decides to begin immediately, so she says "Voodoo dick" my pussy!!!! And she leans back on the bed and begins to shake …it's so good, the guy is satisfied and leaves. After about 6 Hours pass of good great sex, the wife wants it to stop.
"Voodo dick stop!" But nothing happens. So she gets into the car, and drives shakily to the hospital. She gets pulled over for swerving, and the cop says "How come you can't drive normal?"
The wife reponds, "wwwelllll ooofffiiicccerrrr, tttttthhhheerrreeeessss aaaa Voooddddoooooo
ddddiiiiccckkkkkk ssstttuuuccckkk iiiinnn mmyyyy ppppussssyyyyyyyy"
The cop doesn't believe her and says sarcastically…"Voodoo dick? give me a break ..!! voodoo dick my ass!!!!"
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03-11-2002, 01:08 AM
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I think that i am falling in love with Diva
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03-11-2002, 07:02 AM
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Required behaviour for the Forum, Des.
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03-11-2002, 11:42 PM
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Tis Not Oldfart!!!  
Remember you mom telling you to eat your veggies????
Well here ya go.....eat these!!
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03-11-2002, 11:44 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Happy Everything...
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03-11-2002, 11:44 PM
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~Big Tease~
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Rofl thats sooo funny...
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